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Jenny’s Top Ten Halloween Films 2016

Jenny’s Top Ten Halloween Films 2016 Posted on 28/10/201611 Comments
Ahoy, hello! My name is Jenny. I am a thirty-something human female from Manchester in the north of England. I enjoy rainy days and sad songs, custard donuts and salt & pepper chips and beer, lentil dhal and fried okra, X-Files and Twin Peaks, fierce fat heroines and mental health advocates, dogs and cats and otters and a very special beirdo. To paraphrase Sylvia Plath: "I blog because there is a voice within me that insists on writing lots of ridiculous chuff".

So, ok folks, if there’s one thing Jenny knows a thing or two about, it’s horreur. I’ve been into weird flipping stuff since I was about 10 years old.

When I was wee, I loved a good read. At 9 or 10 I started reading the Point Horror series. These were super tame ‘horror’ stories that essentially all had identical story lines, usually involving babysitters and stalkers. But with a Judy Blume sort of a vibe yanno? Nancy Drew was definitely some gateway fiction for me, without a doubt.

My Mum went to a parents’ evening when I was at junior school, and the teacher told her my reading was at a fairly good level so I could probably manage something a bit more advanced. My dear old Mum took one look at my Point Horror collection and went straight out to purchase The Shining and Carrie, and at 10 years old I read ’em both. (I subsequently had Carrie confiscated by the same teacher, but there we are.)

My Mum wasn’t to be deterred though, and when I was 13 she gifted me ‘The Mammoth Book of Zombies’ which was my first introduction to both Edgar Allan Poe and M.R. James (‘The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar‘ is still the creepiest zombie tale I ever read, hands down.) I ended up with a super collection of old ghost stories, Arthur C Clarke compendiums, World’s Weirdest/Strangest This and That, and other splendid oddities.


Over on the other side of town, my Dad was super into a lot of British ‘uncanny’ and sci-fi, like the Quatermass films, Hammer House of Horror, and other similar weirdness. One scene from The Quatermass Xperiment stuck with me for YEARS, along with the Miss Havisham Burning To Death scene in the 1946 Great Expectations adaptation (which I sat and watched in quiet horror on a family visit to my Grandparents’ one Sunday, either before or after The Antiques Roadshow).

The BBC’s ghost story for Christmas series was always a firm favourite too, with Charles Dickens’ The Signalman and M.R. James’ Oh Whistle and I’ll Come to You My Lad (1968!) particular highlights for me. I was happy to see Mark Gatiss picking up the baton a couple of years back, but I wish he’d get back to it instead of fannying about in Hollywood OMG MARK.

We all used to watch a lot of 60s/70s/80s horror in the late 80s and into the 90s. That’s because there weren’t a whole lot of re-makes being made back then I guess. I’m not against a contemporary update of an old classic in principle; I think they did a flipping fantastic job with Carrie. But check out the first-time-rounders first, because a lot of the new versions are effing awful.

But to the substance of the story, eh? I found it difficult to come up with 10 of my favourites, old and new. The first six or so were no-brainers, and then I struggled to come up with another few that I liked enough, or more than the others enough, to feature here. Some top horror films I’ve already covered when I did Vegan Mofo back in 2013. There is a really excellent list of films on this list if you want any more inspiration. In any case, I think all are top-notch late October fare, so I recommend you get the beers and pizzas in, get under a blanket and turn off the light.

(Links to FULL MOVIE on YouTube where available).

1. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Most folks get the wrong idea about this film. No doubt it spawned more than one generation of zombie flicks, but I’d call this more of a sci-fi offering than pure horror. A NASA experiment gone wrong gives us a backdrop that feeds off 1950s/1960s cultural fear of The Bomb, radiation and what mankind might find in space. Legend has it that the film distributer didn’t bother with any proper copyrighting back in 1968, since they thought this inexpensively produced b-movie wouldn’t go anywhere. For that reason (or maybe another, who knows) the film is now in the public domain and so can be bought very cheaply and/or watched online. The black male character lead was unusual at the time, and given some of the film’s later scenes, many thought George Romero made a strategic choice casting Duane Jones in the lead role; Romero insisted that he simply gave the best audition.

Night of the Living Dead was selected by the Library of Congress for preservation in the National Film Registry, as a film deemed “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant”. Did you know that the word zombie isn’t mentioned once throughout the entire movie?

Favourite quote: “No you’re right it doesn’t give them time to make funeral arrangements. The bodies must be carried to the street and…..and burned, they must be burned immediately, soak them with gasoline and burn them. The bereaved will have to forego the dubious comforts that a funeral service will give.”

2. Poltergeist (1982)

Poltergeist was a HUGE favourite in my youth. My Mum was quite strict as Mums go, or so it seemed in a lot of ways, but I remember being allowed to read (see above) and watch whatever I wanted when it came to horror stuff. I recall being able to sit through the face-scraping-off scene in Poltergeist like a CHAMP while my older brother left the room. That’s probably not something to be proud of is it?

Anyhoo. I have a massive soft spot for early Spielberg, because once upon a time he did everything so flipping well. My Mum tells me this film particularly affected her after she had children, and I think that’s testament to how brilliantly JoBeth Williams plays Diane in this film. I’d like to say Spielberg was blazing a trail when he invited the researchers into the house with their scientific equipment (hello Insidious) but there are at least a couple of earlier examples below.

I was particularly upset at Sam Raimi for even thinking about re-making this film, never mind actually doing it and then starting it off with Broke Young Couple With Happy Family Buys Curiously Cheap But Extravagant House. Urgh. I really only allowed The Amityville Horror that. Speaking of….

3. The Amityville Horror (1979)

I’m talking about the 1979 ~classic~ here, featuring Margot Kidder as Not Lois Lane and based on the ‘true story’ of the aftermath of Ronald DeFeo, who murdered his family of 7 in the house in 1974. I have mixed feelings about this film these days; looking back, it’s clear that Ronnie DeFeo was a violent criminal who found fame (and some fortune) after killing his family, which doesn’t seem quite right. Further, the film actually focuses on the first family to move into the house after the killing, the Lutz Family. They claimed the house was haunted and fled ‘in terror’ after only a couple of weeks there. An interesting documentary charts what that experience was like for one of the Lutz children, whose life was massively impacted by those events. Nevertheless, I was sooooo fascinated by the whole Amityville franchise as a kid, I read the books, watched the films, the whole thing, so it really needed to have a place in this list.

Favourite moment: Father Delaney and the GETTT OUTTTTTTTTT incident.

4. Hellraiser (1987)

Hellraiser should really have been at the top of this list for having an influence on me at the earliest age. When I was a ween, my Dad would occasionally treat us to a trip to the local video shop, and I’d stare at the top two shelves of horror in awe. Pinhead’s face would stare back at l’il old me, and I’d wonder what unknown terrors one VHS tape could possibly contain. As soon as I could, I watched it, and obviously it didn’t give me a death frighten, but it was pretty grim.

Borne from Clive Barker’s very perverted imagination (Trent Reznor is a big fan NSFW!!1!) via a short novella, Hellraiser is a celebration of the pleasures of the flesh (erm, not really though, given the choice between sex and torture by fishing equipment I’d take the former and actually I think so would the majority) and of course, puzzles. It has a wonderfully disjointed combination of American actors/actresses and a very suburban English setting. I still very fondly remember the Halloween party where I smeared ‘I AM IN HELL HELP ME’ on the white bathroom tiles in fake blood, which is not good for the grouting, let me tell you. Ahhhh, youth. Not for the squeamish.

I literrrrally cannot pick a favourite Pinhead quote. Here is an excellent round-up of many on YouTube.

5. The Legend of Hell House (1973)

Based, sort of, on the absolutely fantastic Legend of Hill House by Shirley Jackson, and one of Roddy McDowell’s finest hours, this is a classic 70s haunted house flick, an early foray into the ‘rational scientists try to use science to fight ghosts’ trope.

Another super seance scene or two tips this film into the list for me. The tension between all the house’s inhabitants was much more palpable in Shirley Jackson’s novel, but nevertheless a good 70s haunting romp.

6. The Changeling (1980)

Not to be confused with The One Where Angelina Jolie’s Kid Goes Missing, this classic Canadian haunted house film from 1980 supposedly influenced horror up-n-comer Ti West (see below) and I can see why.

This film has everything you need from a halloween movie: ghosts, seance, creepy hidden rooms, the vengeance of the unquiet dead, and completely uncluttered by fripperies like sex or romance. Top notch classic scary haunted house fun.

Favourite moment: is definitely the superb seance scene. Most extensive YouTube clips are blocked due to copyright claims, but I think this is one worth digging out.

7. The Innkeepers (2012)

This is the most ~modern~ film on my list. Another classic haunted house movie, this time from above-mentioned Ti West who has tried his hand at a few horror movie tropes now, and all with great success (see also The House of the Devil and The Sacrament).

At first glance this appears like a standard teen horror flick, but it’s actually a really well paced and lovingly crafted build up of tension built around a very standard premise. Again, uncluttered by sex and romance (aside from a couple of adorably awkward moments) this is completely dedicated to a couple of staff members and guests inside an old hotel for its last weekend in business.

8. Prince of Darkness (1980)

John Carpenter, the Spielberg of the horror world (maybe?), knocked out some serious classics in his day (see: The Fog, The Thing, They Live). Having already gushed about The Fog in a previous post (back when I did Vegan MoFo) I decided to go for another JC favourite this time.

Prince of Darkness has the soundtrack brilliance you’d expect from John Carpenter; it’s a thrilling homage to science-meets-religion-meets-evil. There’s a cameo by Alice Cooper and Donald Pleasance does his usual excellent job as the sort-of-good-sort-of-not-good guy. It also has philosophy in. And maths. And the little shopkeeper dude from Tremors.

9. The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue (1974)

An homage to my hometown, fellow Manchester residents can see scenes of the city during the first few minutes. Aside from that, I guess it’s just another 70s horror flick set in the Peak District!

10. Santa Sangre (1989)

Not a horror film per se, anything that Alejandro Jodorowsky produces tends to be horrific in some way. This bizarro tale follows a man whose circus-master Father mutilates his Mother and then takes his own life, an act he witnesses as a young boy. Once grown, he escapes from a hospital where he rejoins his Mother, subordinated and controlled by her and forced to act as her arms (chopped off in aforementioned mutilation). Very weird and probably not one to watch with anyone you aren’t very close to because some of it is gross and awkward.

Because I am so great, I also made you guys a halloween playlist. What are you listening to?

So what’ll you be watching this Halloween weekend, folks? Any firm favourites?

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  1. Jenny we are cut from the same cloth! If we were childhood friends we’d have had the BEST horror movie-thon sleepovers! Instead I played horror movies (like Hellraiser) at sleepovers and some of those friends never came over again and I was all ‘Why? This movie is awesome!’ but in-retrospect not everyone is a macabre hound 😉 Do you listen to the This is Horror podcast? The host is out of England (though he seems to be in Japan right now) it’s focus is on literary horror, I think you’d love it. On one of the episodes (damn it, I can’t remember which) they talked about studies that showed kids who had a predilection towards darker themes also had higher IQ’s (and/or creativity scores, I can’t remember and I might be wrong but I do recall the hosts and myself, listening, all mentally patting ourselves on the back for being morbid little monsters) Great list, very on board with all these movies!

    1. Thank you! I’m glad to have struck a chord with someone, ha 🙂 I will definitely check out that podcast; I’m also gushing over my old favourite A Podcast To The Curious at the moment. They finished all of M.R. James’ stories, took an extended break, and are now back doing a series of tales from the same genre (most recently one by Defoe).

      I don’t think I had many sleepover friends when I was young; maybe word had gotten out amongst the Mums & Dads about my taste in fiction? My Mum, bless her, really didn’t see any fuss in it at all and would merrily buy these things for me as readily as a Take That annual or a Beverly Hills 90210 calendar. Ahhh, memories!

      1. Thanks! I’ll definitely check that podcast out! I also highly recommend the HP Lovecraft Literary Podcast, one of my absolute favorites!! And Lore, and of course, Say You Love Satan 80’s Horror Podcast <3
        Also, do you follow Paperbacks & Pugs? He's based near your neck of the woods in Edinburgh. He's on Instagram and WordPress under the same name and did a great blog series of horror movie reviews through October. Yeah, we both had cool parents 😉 !

  2. I love reading people’s horror film picks. These totally would not be my faves, at least the ones I’ve seen. But then again I think everyone has a soft spot for a horror genre, and yours seems to be haunted houses. A few years ago I realized I love witches and the occult. XD Every year I TRY and write a review on the films I watched for October on my blog. This year I didn’t get to watch as much.

    I JUST watched The Amityville Horror this year, and my husband and I had a hard time with it. I mean, part of it is because we live near the area so we had this nagging feeling of things not being right. Plus we found the whole portal to hell being on Long Island way too accurate (er… we don’t like driving to Long Island XD)

    I should pick up Changeling and The Legend of Hell House. I use to work at a video store and we had a huge selection of 80s and 90s slasher films, which were never my vibe. But I remember the cover for the Changeling and the dusty wheelchair on the cover. I imagined some weird slasher version of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

    1. You’ll like The Changeling and Hell House if you like witches/the occult (probably!) Haha, it isn’t much like Whatever Happened to Baby Jane 🙂 If you like silly twee occult stuff you might like The Devil Rides Out, or anything else adapted from Denis Wheatley for that matter!

      I do like Haunted House films a lot; I feel like it’s a classic theme you can’t go too far wrong with (er, ok maybe you can……) I much prefer haunting stuff over slasher/gorno, for sure.

      Have you seen The Witch? Someone recommended it to me recently and I really need to track it down (boo Netflix for not streaming it yet).

      1. I wanted to see The Witch in movie theaters but my husband and I never got our stuff together. But we were able to watch it this year, and I LOVED it!

        Funny how much horror is regional? I haven’t seen much of the Hammer Horror/British Horror films, so I’ve never heard of The Devil Rides Out. I forget which Hammer film it was but my husband gave it a big ol’ no (too many boobs and it was awfully kampy) I think it was a later one.

        If you haven’t seen it yet I recommend The Uninvited, the 1944 one and The Haunting, if you like some of the super old stuff. I know they can come off as a little tame by todays standards. Maybe it was all the hysterical screaming women? Also if you are feeling a little adventurous, watch House (the 1977 Japanese horror, not the god awful 80s American one) It is kind-of a Haunted House genre…. but it has some of the best deaths. I think it is the closest I get to loving a “slasher” style film (aka a film with a one down, off to the next victim)

        1. Haaaaaha yes hammer films do tend to have boobs and be campy, but funnily enough The Devil Rides Out features an orgy scene in which everyone is p much fully dressed the whole time. It’s definitely worth a watch if only to see a very young Christopher Lee not playing Dracula for once….

          I love The Haunting, mostly because it features Russ Tamblyn, aka Twin Peaks’ Dr Jacoby, in a MUCH younger guise. I think a lot of those older ones can build tension really well, though. Even stuff like Hitchcock. Also another of my favourites, and I left it off this list because I wasn’t sure if one can call it horror, is The Innocents based on The Turn of the Screw. It was SUPER shocking in its day and still stands up pretty well I think.

          I don’t think I’ve seen The Uninvited, I will check it out, and House too, thanks!

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